Welcome to a complete collection of Funny Shayari in English, Roman English funny shayari, and jokes shayari for friends, love, and daily life. This page includes the best 2 line funny shayari in English, hilarious comedy shayari, dosti shayari funny lines, and romantic funny shayari that you can read, enjoy, and share with your friends.
Whether you are in a funny mood, want to tease your best friends, express love in a humorous way, or simply enjoy light comedy poetry, this collection has everything for you. From boyfriend-girlfriend funny shayari to friendship jokes shayari, every section is made to make you laugh and feel relaxed.
2 Line Funny Shayari in English
Maine kaam karne ka plan banaya tha, par neend ne kaha “no,”
Ab main kamyabi ke khwab dekh raha hoon, dheere dheere slow
Mere goals hain high, mehnat hai low,
Isi liye progress bhi chal rahi hai slow
Kitabein kholi puri niyyat ke saath,
Par scrolling shuru ho gayi bina kisi soch ke saath
Mujhe apni job pasand hai, sach mein hai,
Khaas taur pe jab koi deadline paas nahi hai
Mera dimagh kehta hai “parho,” dil kehta hai “rest,”
Aur jeetta kaun hai? Tum jaante ho best
Main jaldi utha tha apna khwab chase karne,
Phir dobara so gaya… best team banne
Main ne socha aik din serious ban jaoon,
Par jokes ne mujhe phir dhoond liya yun
Zindagi choti hai, safar enjoy karo,
Chahe susti hi tumhari guide ho
Main mehnat karta hoon baad mein aaram ke liye,
Par aaram pehle hi aa jata hai mere liye
Mera plan bilkul perfect tha, koi shaq nahi,
Par susti ne usey bahar nikaal diya sahi
Jokes Shayari in English
Mera wallet har dafa rota hai jab main shopping karta hoon,
Phir bhi mera kharch rukta nahi hai
Main gym gaya full motivation ke saath,
Wapas aaya zero transformation ke saath
Main kabhi kabhi healthy khana khata hoon,
Sirf apni lifestyle ko confuse karne ke liye
Mera phone meri saari secrets jaanta hai,
Isi liye battery jaldi khatam ho jati hai
Diet har dafa kal se start hoti hai,
Aaj cheat day hai, mere dost
Main paisa bachaata hoon ek pro ki tarah,
Phir jaldi se kharch bhi kar deta hoon
Main ne focus karne ki koshish ki puri,
Par distraction ne jeet li race poori
Main ne apna din discipline ke saath plan kiya,
Phir neend (nap) ne jeet hasil kar liya
Mere dimagh mein bohat saare tabs khulay hain,
Aadhi freeze hain, baqi tootay hue hain
Main har raat khwab chase karta hoon,
Din mein sona hi sahi lagta hai
Hilarious Comedy Shayari in English
Mera wallet har dafa rota hai jab main shopping karta hoon,
Phir bhi mera kharch kabhi rukta nahi
Main gym gaya full motivation ke saath,
Wapas aaya zero transformation ke saath
Main kabhi kabhi healthy khana khata hoon,
Sirf apni lifestyle ko confuse karne ke liye
Mera phone meri saari secrets jaanta hai,
Isi liye battery bohat jaldi khatam ho jati hai
Meri diet hamesha kal se start hoti hai,
Aaj cheat day hai mere dost
Main paisa bachata hoon ek pro ki tarah,
Phir jaldi hi kharch bhi kar deta hoon
Main ne puri koshish ki focus karne ki,
Par distraction ne race jeet li
Main ne apna din discipline ke saath plan kiya,
Phir neend (nap) ne jeet hasil kar li
Mere dimagh mein bohat saare tabs khulay hain,
Aadhi freeze hain, baqi tootay hue hain
Main har raat apne khwab chase karta hoon,
Din mein sona hi zyada sahi lagta hai
Funny Shayari in English for Boyfriends
Tum har roz kehte ho tum mujhse pyar karte ho,
Lekin raaste mein gifts bhool jaate ho
Tum sitaron tak le jaane ke vaade karte ho,
Lekin snacks tak bhi yaad nahi rehte, my love
Tumhara pyaar meetha hai, main inkaar nahi karti,
Lekin tumhara budget mujhe hamesha rula deta hai
Tum mujhe pride se queen kehte ho,
Lekin shopping ride abhi tak nahi aayi
Tum kehte ho main tumhari poori duniya hoon,
Phir mere liye treats kahan gaye?
Tumhara pyaar samandar jaisa gehra hai,
Lekin wallet abhi bhi khaali rehta hai
Tum kehte ho forever, woh acha lagta hai,
Shuru chocolate se karo, bas itni si baat hai
Main tumse sab se zyada pyaar karti hoon,
Lekin gifts bhi matter karte hain, bas keh rahi hoon
Tumhara care real hai, tumhara pyaar sacha hai,
Lekin mujhe ab bhi surprises ka intezar hai
Pyaar strong hai, main tumse agree karti hoon,
Lekin shopping usko aur strong bana deti hai
Funny Shayari in English for Girlfriends
Woh kehti hai “main theek hoon,” mujhe pata hota hai ke nahi hai,
Tab hi meri tension bohat zyada barh jati hai
Uski khamoshi ek cheekh se bhi zyada zor hoti hai,
Ek ghalat move pura sapna tod deta hai
Uska mood har ghante badalta rehta hai,
Jaise Wi-Fi ka signal girta barhta rehta hai
Woh muskurati hai to main khush ho jata hoon,
Woh naraz ho to main stress mein aa jata hoon
Woh kehti hai “jo marzi karo,”
Lekin usmein bhi chhupa hua test hota hai
Uska pyaar cake jaisa meetha hai,
Uska gussa seedha dil tod deta hai
Woh kehti hai “kuch nahi,” iska matlab sab kuch hota hai,
Yahi confusion woh de jati hai
Uski khushi mera goal hai,
Uska gussa meri rooh hila deta hai
Woh hasti hai to din bana deti hai,
Phir achanak ignore bhi kar deti hai
Us se pyaar karna ek khoobsurat jang hai,
Aur ghalat lafz seedha neend haram kar dete hain
Funny Love Shayari in Roman English
man EnglisPyar mein hum pagal ho gaye,
Free ke bhi busy ho gaye
Tumhari smile ne loot liya dil,
Ab har waqt tum ho still
Pyar ka chakkar ajeeb hai bhai,
Khushi bhi hai, tension bhi saath lai
Dil diya tha soch samajh ke,
Ab ro rahe hain hans hans ke
Tumse milke life funny ho gayi,
Tension bhi thodi sunny ho gayi
Pyar mein logic kaam nahi karta,
Bas dil hi drama karta
Tumhari baaton mein magic hai,
Par kabhi kabhi tragic hai
Ishq mein sab kuch funny lagta hai,
Dil rota hai par chehra hasta hai
Tum ho toh sab easy lagta hai,
Varna life busy lagta hai
Pyar bhi ek comedy show hai,
Kabhi high, kabhi low haih
Dosti Shayari Funny Lines And Jokes
Dosti ka rule simple hota hai,
Jo khilaye woh hi special hota hai
Dost woh jo har baar hasaye,
Aur full mazaak banaye
Dosti free Wi-Fi jaisi hoti hai,
Kabhi strong, kabhi weak hoti hai
Dost ke bina life boring hoti hai,
Unke saath full scoring hoti hai
Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you,
Bas chai aur jokes continue
Dost woh jo saath nibhaye,
Aur bill aate hi gayab ho jaye
Dosti ka scene mast hota hai,
Har din ek naya joke hota hai
Dost woh jo secrets rakhe,
Aur sahi waqt pe sab leak bhi kare
Dosti mein sirf fun hi fun hota hai,
Har din naya sa pun hota hai
Dost bina life adhuri hoti hai,
Par unke saath thodi majboori hoti hai
Dosto Ke Liye Funny Shayari in Roman English
Dost woh hota hai jo hasata hai,
Aur har baat pe satata hai
Dosti ka level high hai apna,
Tu pagal hai par hai apna
Humari dosti ek comedy show hai,
Har din naya episode hai
Dost saath ho toh tension gayi,
Warna life bilkul boring bhai
Dosti ka swag alag hota hai,
Har joke zabardast hota hai
Dost woh jo time pe aaye,
Aur khana sab khud hi khaye 😄
Humari dosti mast hai bhai,
Bina reason ke bhi laugh aaye
Dost ke bina scene off hai,
Saath ho toh full on hai
Dosti ka funda simple hai,
Fun hi fun triple hai
Dost woh jo saath hasaye,
Aur har tension bhagaye
Funny Shayari English Mein for Friends
Dost woh hota hai jo hasata hai,
Aur har baat pe satata hai
Dosti ka level high hai apna,
Tu pagal hai par hai apna
Humari dosti ek comedy show hai,
Har din naya episode hai
Dost saath ho toh tension gayi,
Warna life bilkul boring bhai
Dosti ka swag alag hota hai,
Har joke zabardast hota hai
Dost woh jo time pe aaye,
Aur khana sab khud hi khaye
Humari dosti mast hai bhai,
Bina reason ke bhi laugh aaye
Dost ke bina scene off hai,
Saath ho toh full on hai
Dosti ka funda simple hai,
Fun hi fun triple hai
Dost woh jo saath hasaye,
Aur har tension b
Shayari Funny Jokes in Roman English
Friends make life super fun,
Without them, there is none
We laugh at things so small,
Still act smartest of all
Friends turn tears into smile,
Even just for a while
Friendship is full of fun ride,
With craziness on every side
We share jokes day and night,
Making everything feel right
Friends are stress busters true,
Life feels better with crew
We laugh without any reason,
Friendship is best season
With friends life is cool,
Without them, total fool
Every moment turns funny,
Even when we have no money
Friends make life bright,
Even in darkest night
Zindagi mein tension bohat hai bhai,
Is liye hum haste rehte hain bhai
Neend aur phone ka pyaar gehra hai,
Raat bhar jagna jaise pehra hai
Kaam karne ka dil nahi karta,
Bas sone ka plan banta rehta
Zindagi kabhi kabhi funny lagti hai,
Jab salary thodi thodi si aati hai
Padhai se zyada neend pyari hai,
Is liye life thodi bhaari hai
Mobile hi sab se bada dost hai,
Har waqt mere saath hota hai
Zindagi ek joke hai bhai,
Samajh aaye ya na aaye
Hansna zaroori hai roz yaar,
Warna life lagti hai bekaar
Tension lene ka nahi, dene ka hai,
Bas hasne ka aur jeene ka hai
Life mein fun zaroori hai,
Warna sab kuch majboori hai
Conclusion
This collection of Funny Shayari in English, Roman English, and Comedy Shayari is made to bring a smile to your face and light up your mood. Life becomes easier when we learn to laugh at small things, and these shayaris are perfect for that.
Whether it’s friendship, love, jokes, or daily life situations, a little humor always makes everything better. Share these funny lines with your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, or family and spread positivity everywhere.
Keep laughing, keep sharing, and keep enjoying life because a smiling heart is always the happiest one.